Jewretz (aka the 15inch wonder) is an old legend. The Jewretz was a man who abused ratchets. Jewretz cared nothing of peoples' opinions or what was seen as socially accepted. Disregarding authority and respect to women, he took not what was his, but what was others.
"Just because there is a goalie, does not mean I can not score" -Jewretz
"A hole is a hole" - Jewretz
"If she is down to fuck, she is attractive"- Jewretz
"No always means Yes"- Jewretz
"Just because there is a goalie, does not mean I can not score" -Jewretz
"A hole is a hole" - Jewretz
"If she is down to fuck, she is attractive"- Jewretz
"No always means Yes"- Jewretz
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by Jewretz (the legend) January 22, 2013
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William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.
Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.
by mclandie April 28, 2010
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Get the jewelxxet mug.1. An immensely talented and good-looking actress best known for her role in the popular but unfortunately short-lived sci-fi series Firefly. Unfortunately, the sky was taken from the struggling cast and crew by Fox, who decided that giving such a masterpiece a chance to flourish, along with the associated shininess that Ms. Staite brought, would be unthinkable. In spite of this unprecedented act of douchebaggery and the blow it dealt to the potential of her ever playing a great role in a quality production again, she continues to amuse others for the betterment of mankind by being extremely hilarious.
2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1
The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.
Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).
2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1
The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.
Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).
by soundslikestrawberry February 22, 2011
Get the Jewel Staite mug."The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.
Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.
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