jewro

Jewish kid from ghetto.

jewro

by Yesmen May 3, 2011

Holy Jew Fro

the phrase used to describe a man with jew-fro like hair that is also incredibly sexy, hot, or attractive.

"Matthew Morrison is hot, like HOLY JEW FRO"
"Drew's so hot, it's all holy jew fro up in this lesson"

jew fro fro hot sexy

by ho-hum May 26, 2010

Jew-Fro

1 (n.) The untamed, usually frizzy locks of a Jew.

Person # 1: "Did you see Rebecca's Jew-Fro at temple the other day. Man did that thing have its own zip code"
Person #2: "Yeah, she needs some frizz control for that Jew-Fro"

by Nikki4mets August 26, 2006

flaming jew-fro

A person with red hair and a jew-fro.

Matt has a flaming jew-fro.

by Your Dear Friend Clark June 29, 2005

Jewbroni

A Jew who isn't good at normal Jew stuff, like being rich and being a tightwad and starting all the wars and killing jesus. A lackluster Jew.

Mort Goldman on Family Guy is a Jewbroni.

by Doughboy619 October 16, 2009

Jewfrohawk

A cross between a jewfro and a mohawk. The hair on the sides of the head are shaved, leaving the curly goodness of the jewfro in a strip down the middle. A simpler styling would be a jewfauxhawk, a cross between a jewfro and a fauxhawk. Obviously, curly hair is required, hopefully caused by a jewish heritage.

It may or may not be possible, but if this legendary hairdo exists, it would, without a doubt, be awe-inspiring.

Jew Lover 1: i would love to see that Seth Goldberg wear a Jewfrohawk.
Jew Lover 2: Yeah, or maybe Eli Cohen. I mean, their jewfros are already so orgasmic i'm not sure if their hair would improve or just get worse!
Jew Lover 1: You know what would be EVEN COOLER? If Kyle from Southpark tried that 'do!!
Jew Lovers 1, 2 & 3: YEAH!

by sp00kish July 3, 2009

Jewropean

A European.

"The old Jewropean dynasties did a lot of incest."

by MrInfinityDotCom July 7, 2019