Jetman

A Application on facebook that includes a game similar to Helicopter in which you pilot Jetman through a dangerous cave. The game includes a Scoreboard of all your friends top scores, and allows you to challenge them in Jetman Arena. This game is highly addictive, and can be compared to crack in that regard.

"DUDE! I just got 6500 in Jetman!"
"Crazy, I'll challenge you!"

by Anonymous December 25, 2007

Jewmance

When a jewish guy or girl are in a relationship with another jewish guy or girl that was fixed up by their jewish parents based only on the fact that they are both jewish, around the same age, and single.

Mordecai: After I break up with my catholic girlfriend, Maggie O'Flaherty, my parents are totally gonna try to arrange a jewmance for me to partake in.

by Rutabaga Ogilvie March 7, 2009

jewpan

an community of jewish people living in japan.

jewpan living in japan and speaking japanese.

by Rachel Valdez May 13, 2005

Jewban

A person born in Cuban whose religion is jewish.

Esmerengildo is a very rich jewban.

by JorgeFL May 23, 2008

jetman

A tool used to procrastinate. It is an application on Facebook that serves the same purpose as minesweeper, solitaire, freecell, hearts, and that pinball machine game. Again, there is no other reason for it's existence but procrastination. It was actually created because some lazy programmers were procrastinating making a more useful application.

Zack: Did you study for the quiz today?

Brad: Nah, man, I couldn't stop playing Jetman. I was gonna study, but I had to beat my record. Plus I had a few challenges to finish.

by Phonesforears December 30, 2007

Jewmas

When Jewish people celebrate Christmas for various reasons i.e. they like the feeling of the trees, presents, etc; they feel left out; or just because they want to celebrate Christmas in a nonreligious manner.

Sydney: Yeah, Jamie, I got Uggs for Jewmas!
Jamie: No way! I got a mac laptop!
Sydney: Whoa! I love Jewmas!

by jamiesayshi! December 25, 2009

jewland

Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from

ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

or

(insert magical story here)

by farged December 30, 2007