A person with a laughably small penis.
Kenneth thinks he's hot shit. What he doesn't know is all the girls who've seen him laugh because of his tiny penis. What a fucking cock jester!
by COCK JESTER December 10, 2017
Get the cock jester mug.When someone is both serious and joking, with the deciding factor being how people react. Often times they are serious, but if people react in a way that they did expect or foresee, a Schrodinger's Jester will claim it is a joke.
Person A: "I am a pacifist until I get angry"
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"
In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester
Person B: "That isn't how being a pacifist works"
Person A: "Yes it is!"
Person C: "It actually isn't"
Person A: "It was a joke"
In this scenario, Person A was a Schrodinger's Jester
by Mad Cheshire September 8, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Jester mug.A jester juice is a person who is always toxic and/or manipulative. They think they are being funny at first, but later their anger issues overtake them and make them lash out at people controllably.
by Jolinterianu August 16, 2022
Get the Jester Juice mug.The act of inserting bells into the vagina whilst pouring an assortment of cool colored paint onto a persons body, and then proceeding to insert a penis into the vagina. Creating a colorful and noisy mess.
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Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
Jester Pirates member: "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING LOSER, IM TRYING TO PLAY DEEPWOKEN"
*Bans new member*
by doorbey April 26, 2022
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Person 1: yeah, I'm really into jesters.
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: Like, I would totally raw Cierco from Skyrim, that jester shit gets me going.
Person 2: ...so, like, a jester fetish?
Person 1: honestly yeah
Person 2: what do you mean?
Person 1: Like, I would totally raw Cierco from Skyrim, that jester shit gets me going.
Person 2: ...so, like, a jester fetish?
Person 1: honestly yeah
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