jesper

To bite your pimp steak in a way that makes it squirt out of the end of the bun and fall on the ground, usually done when drunk.

Eric totally jespered his pimp steak last night, but he ate it anyway.

The cream cheese on the pimp steak left a skeet stain on his black shirt.

by comet tavern May 3, 2009

JESSERL

Another name for a e-trollin/suicide that needs to learn to flame and find out were the fuck her friends are because apparently nowone else can see them.

Whats the difference between jesserl and watermellon?

One you can hit with a hammer L0llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

by W129unit April 10, 2010

jesperetic delay

when you're too busy playing snes games to even attend to the 400 users flooding a leet message bored (history is when jesperetto the great could not save the sinking acmlmship from flooding 400 megalitres of oceanwater came over)

Man, that was executed with slight jesperetic delay.

by Suitcase August 21, 2006

Jewsperience

The experience and ability to deal with and understand Jewish women.

That dude has some major jewsperience, he's been with like 5 jewish girls.

by skinny phats February 9, 2010

jesper

A really tall midget with an uncontrollable boner. Also a word used for having a rock hard on.

Damn he's having a Jesper.

by von fuckboy November 15, 2016

Jesper

Jesper typical violent guy who's a patriot who loves his country

Jesper loves his country

by FredrikP1488 December 12, 2016

Jesper

An amazing football player and a really good friend. He has a lot of potential.

Wow he is amazing at football that most be Jesper

by Its ta boi hamodi23 December 12, 2016