Jarrod

Couch dweller. One who fears the sun. Usually has long lusterous black hair. High Priest of Aethios. Wardrobe consists of nothing but black clothing. Including Ninja shoes. Exceptionally good at Magic. The epitome of awesomeness. Deadly, one whos wrath is to be feared.

Person 1- Dude, that guy is sooooo jarrod,
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!

by Tits On A Stick August 3, 2008

jarrod

A capper

Jarrod telling the truth is such a Cap

by handlemywork June 17, 2020

TheOnly JayRow

TheOnly JayRow is a smart and strong person. TheOnly JayRow is a Comedian. TheOnly JayRow is an actor, He was in the Web Reality Series LoveTopChef Season 1

TheOnly Jayrow Aka Jamario Murray is Amazing

by Nia Love October 12, 2020

jarrod potter

Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.

Co D: Jarrod you gay!

by P Ryck January 15, 2005

Jarrod

a nerd and or loser who has no friends and is usually obsessed with transformers and or other nerdy gay things

1.Jarrod u nerdy little fucker playing transformers non stop

2. Jarrod get the fuck off the x-box you have been playing it all day.

3.Jarrod stop talking too girls over the internet that you have never met.

by huiofsdghisdhfgs October 9, 2008

Jarrod

A fat cow who thinks that his come backs are funny.

Jarrod is a canibal. He gets so hungry he eats people.

by Margaret Hoven December 14, 2008

jarrod

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.

no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth

by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019