jake schmidt

A type of kid who plays video games all the time. Jake is A wumbo. He is also is a type of kid who plays video games with a grease monster. The greasiness tends to rub off on him.

Jakers is such a snowflake. Dont be a Jake Schmidt

by Zman2112 February 13, 2018

Jake Sanchez

Jake is a dad, he loves to kiss his homies good night. He has a really cute situation with his teeth, and it kinda makes him look like mator from the cars franchise. This is not a bad thing, if I’m honest it’s kinda cute. To sum it up I think Jake Sanchez is a real dad and is perfect for anyone with a cars fetish

Jake Sanchez is my dad

by Dummy thicc May 30, 2018

Jake Shirleying

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

by Bryton quermo October 15, 2021

Jake Sim

Jake Sim from a 7 members kpop boy group. Aka my husband.

Person 1: Omg did you see Jake Sim on the En-o-clock today? He was so cute!
Me: Yes of course he is my husband after all.

by JakeSimWife June 8, 2022

Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen

OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.

by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018

Jake Stephenson

Someone who is idiotic, immature, rude, gay, stupid, potheadish, sexy (i guess), isnt good at sex WORTH SHIT, lame, & a waste of air.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

whoa! that kid is JUST LIKE Jake Stephenson!

by niggahbitch. October 24, 2009

Jake Sully

Jake Sully comes from the movie avatar. He is very tall, has blue skin, and he looks like an alien!

“Bro why is he so blue and tall?”
“I don’t know man, he looks like Jake Sully!”

by anonymous April 12, 2021