jaime wood

n. jaime wood is an amazing human being.
he has great friends named natalie and laura and a very unique** brother named jon jon. jaime has a great personality and loves skittles. jaime is one of the greatest people youll ever meet and can always make a person smile when theyre down.
he never says i love you, only ok bye... this hurts sometimes, but he knows that his life wouldnt be the same without his amazing friends ((natty and whora)).
jaime is pretty much great.

myy bff jaime wood.

by ol' natty March 9, 2009

jaimie

A girl who can put a smile on your face no matter what mood you're in. She's funny as all hell and isn't just another common whore. Like Jamie, but better for her name has two I's, and well, that's just a huge turn on. She will make your life worth living.

My day is going terrible, I need some Jaimie.

by LTheDemon May 16, 2010

Jaime

god. god in his purest form. Locals say him and Shaggy went into close conflict which led to him using 5% of his power. This resulted into the bombing of Japan (either way America took credit for it since he was sent under their name). Powers sometimes vary but officials have stated that he once turned into a black man just so he could give everyone around the world the n-word pass this including Obama. Obama felt so close to Jaime that he even told him his last name.

Oh damn dude I just slapped the absolute shit out of my wife right now I went Jaime-mode on her ass. She’s at the hospital as we speak getting a whole new plastic refacing. Phew! Anything’s better than what the dumb whore looked like before.

by The Black People Gospel September 9, 2019

Jaime

No Jaime No Party

Oh my, it is Jaime. We should invite him to our party because No Jaime No Party

by jaimerules7 November 21, 2016

Jaime

Female (North American) or Spanish version of Jamie. Meaning is God is gracious in Hebrew or hot-assed mama in contemporary English.

God has been gracious and given us Jaime.
That Jaime is one hot-assed mama.

by nonamemcgoo September 13, 2008

Dirty Jaime

the act of fisting someone so hard that their rectal cavity explodes and they shit down your arm.

“Yo bro, i got stinky fingers because i gave some milf a dirty Jaime”

by Jay2o November 18, 2020

Jaimne

Someone who is really tall and really attractive and doesn't like being called a ninja when he secretly knows he is one. Loves to play beer pong and can totally kick your ass!

Oh My God! Did you see that shot! Definitely a Jaimne Shot!

by IHeartJK February 4, 2010