Jacobson

A very restless man in bed that never wants to quit.

That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!

by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010

jakobus

A strong devoted gabiidian. HES THE COOLEST . MOTHERFUCKER AROUND. He slays all the non . supporters.

"where's Jakobus?" "Just fucking your mom."

by SchlongMuncher October 1, 2019

Col. Jacobson

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

by Laskou January 14, 2011

Jacobsexual

You are sexually attracted to people with the name Jacob. You would absolutely fuck the living shit out of them.

“Yo I heard you were Jacobsexual?”
“Yeah man Jacob is just so hot”

by FoxxZenn June 30, 2021

jacobs

the bollocks and the sack
derived from jacobs crackers

sigma chad: if you dont shut your fuckin mouth im going to cut your jacobs off.

by sexhaver6759280 September 18, 2022

Mrs Jacobson

The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled

Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah

by pastas64 November 24, 2019

Mrs.Jacobs

A crazy bus driver who talks to herself, is a boomer, hits kids, and talks about how many years of training it took to become a bus driver!

You know who you are Mrs.jacobs

by 1234567890 bakenator December 14, 2019