Joke

As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!

Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?

(Silence)

To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

(Silence)

I look Gouda

Steve: lol

by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016

Joke

n. An alcoholic beverage that consists of Jack Daniels and coke.

I love jokes. They're extremely tasty.

by noyce December 7, 2006

joke

women's rights

person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
person 2: Women's rights

by wittyname January 16, 2010

Joke

Verb. To be a retard. Usually used in a demeaning sense towards someone that you dislike. Also can be used with sattire when joking with friends.

Boy: Wanna go out for a coffee or something?
Girl: Are you kidding. You are so ugly and SUCH a joke.

Girl 1: I want some green tea.
Gril 2: You're a joke.

by amanda_ October 25, 2006

Joke

A phrase to make somebody laugh.

Her: Hey you, what would you do if you were a girl for a whole day?
Him: Be LESBIAN. Duh.
-blahah. funny joke eh?-

by Demented banana March 29, 2009

Joke

1) A adjective used to describes ones amusingness.

2) A word used to replace fun.

1) " Nah man, dat cracka is well joke. "

2) " Yo jackass, bust me some joke. "

by Sam 'Raphael' Senior November 11, 2003

Joke

Pronounce: yooowkeeuh
A name used in Europe, especially in countrys like Belgium and the Netherlands.
Joke comes from the hebrew name joanna or johanna. It means "God/Jaweh is gracefull".
In English, it means something of someone is funny.

Dutch: my name is joke.
English: he's a joke

by Josie2be October 9, 2008