that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.
- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!
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Someone who's body is out of proportion, nothing on top and too much on bottom... say isn't that was plastic surgery is for? come on ya know she thought about it, ever see the Gigli billboard? her boobs her bigger and butt was smaller... and she can afford it, do it, do it, do it!
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Running your sweaty, hairy, dirty smelly ass crack the length of some unsuspected individuals face. Leaving them with stink face.
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