Jeremiah

He is the best man I have ever met. He loves his cat and his dog. He doesn’t care that much for my music but he doesn’t mind it either. He has a thing for getting mad and saying stupid things, but he ALWAYS makes up for it.

He was my first kiss and the last. I was his first girlfriend even though he wasn’t my first boyfriend. He has the BEST HAIR EVER!!! And he has the best style of clothes. He LOVES FOOTBALL almost as much as he loves m. He is the star running back and I am the head cheerleader

He loves spending time with his family and friends. He has the best smile, and the most perfect teeth. I love my man!! And he loves me more than anything or anybody
“OMG Emily and Jeremiah are the most perfect couple EVER!!!”
by Girl on fire June 15, 2018
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Jeremiah

Jeremiah is a 6"2 dude that has a big dick he only looks good with a fade he usaully dyes his hair brown he also fucks with a lot of girls
Aye that dude hair dyed brown he must be a jeremiah
by Mrunknown435423 July 1, 2017
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Jeremiah

A ugly ass nigga with a small ass dick referred to as a shmeet it’s so damn small he can’t even beat it damn that nigga ugly small dick having ass
Jeremiah-I CANT BEAT MY FUCKING DICK UGHHHH
by Myah.bigG May 3, 2019
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Jeremiah

a degenerate that thrives in the basement of his grandmothers house he eats cheetos and watches child porn all day and night until 7am he then sleeps until 12am
Example 1:

Jeremiah masturbates to porn

Example 2:

Jeremiah busts all over his grandmas bed
by TTVPepper404 August 1, 2022
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Jeremiah

Don’t date a Jeremiah .
Jeremiah: would u fw me?
Me: yes
Jeremiah:sike nigga ion like u

Me : bye gtfo.
by Toomanyglockies$ October 16, 2019
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the jeremiah

It's when you take your dick, put it in someone else's hands and then wrap your balls around like a hot dog.
I walked up to that guy and gave him the Jeremiah. Turns out he liked hot dogs.
by Fatcat25 August 17, 2017
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Jeremiah

The worlds most handsomest guy ever and he is super smart and intelligent. He feels down and has bad moments but he always gets through them. Hes super funny and has the best weird personality in the world. Hes a great friend and likes editing and listening to music
Boy: "Man i can never be as great as a Jeremiah"
by Buttlicker42 November 2, 2020
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