SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011

oh for jeez

a statement anger or discontent made by somebody named Sue

sue watches a movie starring Eddie Murphy and he drops the F-bomb
"oh for jeez" sue says then turns her head away while puckering her mouth with anger

by jawsh yoo wah January 14, 2008

oh jeez

Something a pussy would say. NOT a swear word. Morty uses it a lot, because he is a fucking pussy.

Oh jeez, Rick!
Oh jeez, what is happening!? (Instead of "Shit, what the fuck is going on!?")

by aTruePOTATO December 3, 2019

Jeez

A mixture of cheese and jiz

Dad, can I get a ham and jeez sandwich

by Jeez god January 22, 2020

jeez

jeez its jesus nickname , we often use it to show our feelings of anger ,excitment etc.

jeez!!!!! that girl piss me!

by majira the strawberry March 20, 2017

Jeez Louweeze

Meaning : "wtf you have got to be flipping kidding me?" OR "you've got to be fucking shitting me" el oh el

I can't believe that asshole took off with my phone charger...jeez louweeze

by Shtup September 19, 2017

Oh jeez oh johnny!

Oh jeez oh johnny is said when your in a bad situation (being chased or getting shot at. ex).

Best way of saying it: H JEEEEEEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNNY OH JEEEEEEZ OH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm being chased! Oh jeez oh johnny!

by Lt Ender June 24, 2017