I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

Izelle

the most amazing person you will EVER meet,can sometimes make you mad but in the end is a very stunning girl that you will not regret meeting

how could i ever forget izelle?

by luckylucas November 27, 2011

sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control

My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.

by spenzar71 July 5, 2015

History repeating itself

(n.) Any unfortunate event that closely resembles a prior one, that could have been avoided had people payed attention to history.

The Conservative governments' idea to re-introduce poll tax in the 80s was history repeating itself, as the peasants revolted as they did over 600 years before. Only now, they had workers' unions and a mortgage.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

Izel

Funny, kind and sweet girl who never parts with her partner in crime Millie but when their together don’t mess with them other wise u might want to watch out

She’s a izel

by Itslucyyyybitch June 29, 2019

itzela

She is beautiful and tall. She is trustworthing and has a kind heart. She is funny and loves to play sports. She loves her family and friends. She is the best person you'll ever meet.

Damn is that Itzela.

by Kayla 45 September 17, 2017

izelea

The girl of every man's dream. The definition of beauty and perfection, is always a challenge, but worth it.

That girl is an Izelea, way out of my league.

by AnonAgenda November 26, 2013