Israel Up

1. To perform a fuck up in the most massive, colossal and bloody way possible.
2. To consistently choose the worst possible course of action to go about achieving the right goals.
3. To succeed in the operation, but to kill a patient.

Man, did you how those guys managed to Israel Up last night? I can't believe they're still alive!

Did you see the game last night? The quarterback really israeled up, it's amazing that they won.

How did the meeting go? We got the deal, but they israeled us up real bad.

by i-love-il! June 2, 2010

israel government

Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals

"Yo Farmer Dude, Feed The Pigs Some Shit."
"I Don't Have Shit."
"Give Them The Israel Government."

by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021

Israeli Teen

A person born and raised in Israel reaching adolescence,and becoming a Israeli citizen with all that this implies. Typically very independent,involved in lots of social political activity or a youth movement. Short tempered and less calm then his European cousin this specie is well aware of extra hate against him through watching TV and surfing the net. unhumbled this creature goes out at night and parties like there is no tomorrow before joining the army,growing up and reaching adulthood fully after his after army world travels.

"Israeli teens have no rules! the go out even when they just heard of a suicidal bombing!'

Israeli teens are great fun,when i went to visit mu cousins in Tel Aviv we had the best of times!'

by mouseandwords September 13, 2012

Israel paradox

It is the paradox that Israel was meant to be a safe haven for the Jews of the world. Now, conversely, Israel's actions are creating insecurity for Jews in many countries.

The Israeli army's actions provoked counter-demonstrations in many countries, from New York to Berlin and Istanbul. The Israel Paradox is at work again.

by ThePhysopher October 28, 2023

Israeli Champagne

The act of a circumcised penis cumming in a girls mouth, then the girl swishes the cum around in her mouth to cause bubbles in the cum. The man then takes pulls up his foreskin above the penis head and then the girl spits the bubbled cum in the foreskin glass and drinks it.

This girl drank some Israeli Champagne out of my penis

by Cellucci November 30, 2018

israel theory

The feeling you get of disgust after blowing a massive load to your favorite pornstar and don’t like her anymore

“Wait why is it that when I cum I’m like I don’t like her anymore... we’ve been through the Israel theory already”

by Postisraeltheory December 18, 2019

Little Israel

noun. In any city, an area which has a relatively dense population of persons of Jewish descent, but not necessarily to the utter exclusion of other races, creeds and denominations.

In former times, these enclaves of Jewishness were called 'Ghettos', although the term ghetto is now more commonly associated with areas populated by lower-class African American communities.

A good example of a Little Israel would be the Sarcelles district in Paris, France or Kew Garden Hills, Queens, New York.

Synonyms: Little Tel Aviv, Little Jerusalem, Hymietown

Guy 1: Where did you get these bagels? They are both tender and delicious
Guy 2: In Little Israel, man -- so not only are they moist and flavourful, but damned if they aren't Kosher
Guy 1: Damned indeed!

by Scott219 June 21, 2006