Israeli Mossad

An institution that was saluted by Mountain Dew for demolishing 3 towers during the September 11th attacks.

"Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!"
-Dub The Dew website

by WizardPenguinTB March 19, 2021

Israeli Pussy

When a girl you're dating for the first time is violent and want it all.Especially when she wants to swallow your cum.

Dude... I had a wonderful night. I ran into an Israeli Pussy and you can imagine the rest!

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Dirty Israel

One who enjoys giving rainbow kisses. Licks booty cheeks 24/7 and enjoys the flavor of period blood and sperm. All natural fry sauce.

Dude. I heard Sam gave half the class a Dirty Israel and now they all have chlamydia.

by Bookreader153 November 21, 2021

Israeling

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.

- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022

Pulling an Israel

When you tell a load of people there's a sleepover at your friend's house without telling him, but by the time he realizes he can't tell them to leave because they're all set up in his house.

"Bro Dave was pulling an Israel on me the other day and I can't get them out."

by Sharky Jeff May 3, 2020

Israel Up

1. To perform a fuck up in the most massive, colossal and bloody way possible.
2. To consistently choose the worst possible course of action to go about achieving the right goals.
3. To succeed in the operation, but to kill a patient.

Man, did you how those guys managed to Israel Up last night? I can't believe they're still alive!

Did you see the game last night? The quarterback really israeled up, it's amazing that they won.

How did the meeting go? We got the deal, but they israeled us up real bad.

by i-love-il! June 2, 2010

israel government

Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals

"Yo Farmer Dude, Feed The Pigs Some Shit."
"I Don't Have Shit."
"Give Them The Israel Government."

by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021