When ones penis is so large, it goes inside the vagina, and out of the mouth of the girl. Or up the ass and out of the mouth of a male/female.
by Back and black January 27, 2013
The act of sitting back to front on the toilet, leaning back with your ankles up on the cistern or feet on the wall. This produces particularly effective results when suffering diarrhea, with the effect being faeces shrapnel all over the high part of the rear of the bowl, including up under the seat.
I wasn't going to leave that pricks place without making my mark so I snuck off the the bathroom and assumed the inverted kanga on the toilet. He'll be cleaning that for days.
by chench October 05, 2006
When a mans penis is in hibernation all year round and never gets to see the time of day...and the only way to see the head of the penis is to push in the belly button of the person who has the inverted penis.
Hey guys, why cant we ever see Jareds dick?
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.
by gingerssuck June 01, 2009
This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.
by Zack March 27, 2004
when a woman is taking a shit, a male goen in and puts his cock in her mouth and she performs oral sex on him.
My girl was taking a shit so I went in a shoved my cock in her mouth ans she gave me an inverted blumpkin
by Donnie May 21, 2004
Dwight: Number one: Inverted Penis
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
Meredith: Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered.
by ThE cReAtOr September 19, 2019
The phenomenon that occurs when a penis shrivels up and shrinks so much that it actually becomes tiny and hard. Usually due to being in the extreme cold or from seeing something disgusting.
by CptPoopants February 16, 2012