lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

by meloballer_ April 8, 2023

Intolerabro

A situation that is spoiled by an overabundance of bro's and bro-like behavior.

I was going to go that party tonight, but my buddy who's there says it's pretty intolerabro.

by capyanno August 18, 2013

Intelergent

What someone believes he or she is right before misspelling a word.

Red believed that he was the most intelergent man alive. Oh, the irony.

by ms. lolita July 1, 2015

Intelegit

The opposite of alternative facts

In an age of alternative facts, what that brother said was intelegit.

by Mntl_blocks May 6, 2018

intelexcusalisse

To engage in intellectual conversation while intoxicated and stabilizing a cup of tea.

John: why did you intelexcusalisse last night?
Steve: sorry I was drunk.

by Drunk master April 19, 2021

Prophylactose intolerant

Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.

I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.

by Spank Master Boogie April 21, 2018

Female intolerant

This is when a male creature (normally a sad human) cannot tolerate the other sex. This often causes the human to buy body pillows and watch anime with a big tiddy goth gf body pillow next to them

Why wont females talk to me? Am i just "female intolerant"

by That one you hate ;( July 20, 2018