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Instant Dad

When you go MILF Hunting and is force to marry that MILF you become an Instant Dad.
Scape: Yo Neng and Tok, guess what! I just became an Instant Dad today because of UltimaMom! Yayayaya!!
by Tokenss December 20, 2008
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instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit
MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
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instantchess

Instantchess.com is a website dedicated to the game of chess. The website provides a relaxed environment for casual chess play via flash interface. There are currently over 2300+ premium members and numerous unregistered members.
Among its features, the website also allows users (premium players) to create there or team either for casual chess play (via forum) or to compete in team tournaments. For you do not wish to join a team you can still participate in individual tournaments.
There is currently only two translations of the site English and Russian. However with its vas popularity the site may add more languages upon demand.
I go to instantchess to play chess online!
by K, June 22, 2008
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instant pleasure

As far as I am concerned (being female and all) it is immediate gratification. Usually expidiated with the assistance of a dildo, vibrator or the good 'ol finger trick.
by Jenna Tolls May 6, 2006
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instant native

someone who has only recently moved to an area and yet already considers her/himself (usually wrongly) to have a long-term resident's familiarity with that area
"I'm in town for a summer internship, so I know for a fact that there's no night life along U Street." "Instant native, just add short-term lease."
by Doctor Whom June 11, 2006
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instant gang

1) a bonus-feature in GrandTheftAuto 2 Multiplayer that gives you a little party following you around. They only disappear when shot by your opponents.

2) the situation when you invite a couple of friends to hang out, they call some of theirs and before you know there's the party of the year happening at your house.
a: dood, your place looks nuked!
b: ya, instant gang last night..couldn't stop it.
by broiler666 March 31, 2009
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Instant Messabang

When you are IMing a partner and sending sexual messages intended to stimulate them. Similar to sexting.
Dude 1: What's up?
Dude 2: Nuthin just talkin with my girl on Facebook.
Dude 1: What are you doing talking to me? Get back to Instant Messabanging that hoe!
by ConBroIll November 14, 2010
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