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instant whore

A women that is an ugly duckling who turns into a swan becomes a sex fiend over night.
"Tara never got guys her entire life, she became pretty and turned into an instant whore."
by Elizabeth Rodriquez December 8, 2007
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Instant Messenger

A way of communication without having to text/call or hang out with that person. If it weren't for Instant Messenger I wouldn't have as many friends as I DO(: Its pretty freaking awesome. Even though you might not even talk to half of your contacts... you still got more people online. Great for having HILARIOUS group discussions with all your cool friends. If I walk away from my computer for a second I first check to see who got online while I was gone... Very addictive. But totally awesome(: ***warning: may lead to loss of social skills***
Instant Messenger converstation:

Julia: You missed it. Me, Mclovin, Marco, Mikey, Emily, and ew David had a big group convo(:

Rachel: haha. Sounds funny! Wish I would have been there minus the david part. lol!
by pprplanesandhearts March 20, 2009
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instant date

When two people go out for a date and if they don’t like what they see, they bounce.
Man 1: “man I went out for an instant date”
Man 2: “oh yeah? How was it?”
Man 1: “Thought she would look like Halle Barry but instead looked like my big toe so I dipped”
by Dianalynnis April 11, 2023
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Instant Pussy

She is an instant pussy, just add beer.
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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Instant Dad

When you go MILF Hunting and is force to marry that MILF you become an Instant Dad.
Scape: Yo Neng and Tok, guess what! I just became an Instant Dad today because of UltimaMom! Yayayaya!!
by Tokenss December 20, 2008
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instant deflation of the anus

when you have extreme diareah that bursts out instantly and burns when it comes out it smells like a mixture of vommit, shit(of course), potato salad, rotten meat, burnt plastic and tacos
-similar to power shit
MARK:dude last night after i won the worlds taco eating contest i had I.D.O.T.A.
STEVE:me too.
luke:whats I.D.O.T.A?
STEVE:it's instant deflation of the anus.
LUKE:oh,ugh...thats brutal.
by luke fortune January 29, 2007
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instantchess

Instantchess.com is a website dedicated to the game of chess. The website provides a relaxed environment for casual chess play via flash interface. There are currently over 2300+ premium members and numerous unregistered members.
Among its features, the website also allows users (premium players) to create there or team either for casual chess play (via forum) or to compete in team tournaments. For you do not wish to join a team you can still participate in individual tournaments.
There is currently only two translations of the site English and Russian. However with its vas popularity the site may add more languages upon demand.
I go to instantchess to play chess online!
by K, June 22, 2008
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