You're not invited to my birthday party

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

Inside job

1) A crime commited by an individual who is in a position of trust and has access to "inside" knowledge in relation to the crime commited.
2) Also a song by American rock band Pearl Jam.

1) The FBI agent used his knowledge of law enforcement to cover up his tracks after he murdured his wife.
2) Im listening to Inside Job right now.

by p.z August 1, 2007

Dead inside

When ur so sad and depressed that u completely stop feeling emotion and u cant stop it because u think it not sad anymore

I'm empty inside.
I am dead inside.

by DerPug September 14, 2019

insided

When a player in a video games acts like your friend to take your loot.

Ghostpro played with me and insided when I was not looking

by DROPBEAR M8 April 23, 2017

inniter

a person (usually young and not straight), who is a tommyinnit stan. The easiest place to find an inniter is likely on twitter.

'woah josie aerohmantics is an inniter!!"

by heIp December 23, 2021

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

A wii remote that is immortal, it can duplicate when broken

Poofesure: *throws Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside*
Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside: *duplicates itself*

by Wii Guy May 10, 2021

invitease

An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation.

Person A: "Hey! Let's get together sometime and go bowling!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"

by Blina August 25, 2008