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shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE
Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.
by King Pinch October 10, 2009
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The Stavros Insemination Inception

7 gay men are needed to pull off the Stavros Insemination Inception. Person 1 props himself in pile driver position whilst persons 2,3 and 4 all shit into his gaping asshole whilst recieving blowjobs from persons 5,6 and 7. When the reach climax and are ready to ejaculate, persons 2,3 and 4 deposit their creamy load on top of all three shits in person 1's asshole.
Were you at the party last night? I got really horny watching the Stavros Insemination Inception in the bathroom.
by Dj Stavros June 5, 2021
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blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.
"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"
by the_saurus October 20, 2012
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direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.
i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it
by love1d94 April 1, 2013
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Inception

A critically acclaimed movie by Chris Nolan, that's destined to join The Matrix as one of the greatest sci-fi movies ever made.

It has an intricate- yet masterfully executed- plot, that keeps you on the edge of your seat until the very last shot- a mindfuck in itself.

Stars Leo Dicaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen Page, Michael Caine, and the lovely Marion Cotillard. They're all excellent.
Inception was such a mindfuck. When it comes out on DVD, I'm going to buy five copies and watch them all at the same time.
by relates230593456934859328 August 12, 2010
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Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.
I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.
by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012
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staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007
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