Weast Infection

A type of WTD (Weast-Transmitted Disease). Transmitted via contact with a Weast-Infected person. Symptoms include: Extreme arrogance, pride, and albinism. It is non-lethal, but you become extremely white, which research has proven (The BS Society of America) to reduce lifespan by 10 years, especially when living in an interracially rich city or town.

(Guy 1) Dude, you totally got a Weast infection!

(Really white guy) No, you're wrong! I'm always right! Besides, I haven't been around a Weast-infected person.

(Guy 1) Sure...

by TheOriginalWeast November 22, 2011

The Infernal Devices

The Infernal Devices is the prequel series to The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare. It was the second published series in The Shadowhunter Chronicles, but is the first story chronologically.
Tessa, Will and Jem are in a Lovetriangle
Shortcut: TID

A: I like The Infernal Devices more than The Mortal Instruments

by Carlalena January 30, 2015

inferior man syndrome

A condition in which a human male exhibits particular characteristics that would provide clues as to the sized of his member.

A man who drives a big, lifted, 4x4 pickup with monsterous tires would be diplaying the effects of inferior man syndrome.

by Kid Rosco December 9, 2008

Relationship Inertia

In the absence of an external force, a relationship in motion tends to stay in motion. This is when a couple has been together for a long time, and even though they don't seem overly happy with the situation, they stay in the relationship because why not. They are comfortable and probably too scared to experience a dramatic change and take their chances alone or with someone else. When asked, they individually might say that they do not want to marry their current significant other, but they have no plans to end the relationship and everyone pretty much assumes they will in fact get married even though their relationship has lacked a spark for quite a while. Eventually the urge to experience what life outside of the stagnant relationship has to offer is overcome by the fear that now it might be too late or not worth it and so people often succumb to RI, accepting lifelong mediocrity, perpetual what-ifs, and inevitable divorce down the road. RI usually causes more strife for all parties in the long run than it does if an individual acts proactively to avoid it and deals with the short term consequences. The longer RI exists, the more difficult it is to escape mentally, emotionally, and socially because of the awkwardness it would cause among family and friends if the relationship ended abruptly, as well as the overwhelming and growing guilt felt by the person who decides to end it.

Relationship inertia is sometimes seen when a couple gets into a serious relationship at a young age, such as in high school, and then stays together for many years and/or through college even if they have outgrown each other, especially if one or both of the individuals' only sexual partner has been the other in which case anxiety about sexual experience and an overly-stressed sense of loyalty also stabilize RI.

by Anonymous23265381 October 10, 2013

Inertia drift

N-NANI???

What the hell inertia drift

by Ayyyyeeeepussyslayer69 May 31, 2018

Infectionate

A portmanteau of the words infection and affectionate.

A term used to describe when two people (usually a couple) are being affectionate towards each other by means of cuddling, kissing, and everything else couples do to show their love and affection. But, at the same time of affection, one person in the couple is sick, causing the other to get sick not long after.

Kind of annoying, really.

*A couple cuddling*
Girlfriend: Oh, baby, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you too!
Girlfriend: Oh..... I also have a cold, just saying...
Boyfriend: AHH! YOU'RE BEING INFECTIONATE!

by Sho Fo-Sho March 4, 2011

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009