inaproprotus

Philosopher in ancient roman times who only philosophised inappropriate things. eg "I can't stick my fist in your feelings bitch!" or "DAMN yo daughter got some big ass titties!" Can be used as an adjective.

Dave: "Push harder honey cause as soon as this baby's out of you i'm gonna fuck the shit out of you."
Doctor: "You inaproprotus bastard get out of the delilvery room!"

by jakebuddy January 1, 2010

inappropropriate

adj. used for describing things, such as conversational topics, that are both pertinent to the subject at hand as well as off-colour.

-'I was answering a letter querying what the congressman was going to do about child kidnappings and I was tempted to put in a quote from "Taken".'
-'Good idea, but no, that's completely inappropropriate.'

by Parlez-vous January 11, 2012

omni-inappropriate

adj. A word or phrase that should never be used, regardless of circumstances.

The opposite of omnipropriate, a word or phrase that is appropriate for use in all situations.

Brian: I really wish I could waffle stomp while reading Twilight. That would be so much fun.

Bobby: Why would anyone want to do that? That is the most omni-inappropriate thing I have ever heard.

by Rudder has a tiny dudder May 30, 2010

appropriately inappropriate

When something is just as appropriate and inappropriate at the same time.

Kissing in the dressing rooms at the local tailor is just appropriately inappropriate

by Wrangler17 February 23, 2021

The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.

Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.

by David Kahn December 2, 2007

I-nap

What happens when you have been working at your computer for too long, nod off and wake to find yourself nose down on the keyboard.

Was hitting the keys so hard last night to finish my paper that I had mega I-nap and woke up drooling on the keyboard at 4am.

by Lady Bunklehead October 2, 2010

Inappropriate Phonetics

The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.

Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...

by normanstanleyfletcher June 8, 2015