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instagram 

a place for 9-11 year olds to post pictures of themselves posing with piece signs. these children have also been known to post an excessive amount of pictures of food and basically any stupid shit they can snap a picture of.
my child is addicted to instagram
did you see that damn sexy selfie I posted on instagram?
instagram by fuckbitches666_ January 29, 2015

instagram 

ily instagram
instagram by sharks28 October 26, 2016

instagram 

a website where girls backs get broken
oh my f***ing god, what is that instagram story
instagram by hosaynotjoseph July 5, 2022

Instagram 

A social media app that is for ages 12+ and u can see pictures, post them and DM your friends
OMG Lexi follow me on instagram so we can chat
Instagram by Tituana March 28, 2017

Instagram 

It’s is an app that steals almost everything from Reddit. It’s steals memes. People who use Instagram are all normies.
Do you know Instagram?”
“Oh that shit? The one which steals memes? Yeah”
Instagram by Redditor September 27, 2019

Instagram 

A mother who has a really fine daughter. A daughter that you would like to fuck and impregnate, making her mother a grandmother. Instant grandmother aka Instagram.
Mrs. Robinson is a fucking Instagram. Her daughter Kelsey is so damn fine.
Instagram by LitticusDuckicus October 24, 2019

Instagram 

«Hoe hoe hoes!» (Santa arrives on Instagram)
Instagram by Zzoth January 27, 2020