Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

Czech- Republican Hat Maker

This is when you shave your pubes and place it in a cup, then skeeting in the cup and pouring everything on a girl's hair.

John gave Sally a Czech- Republican Hat Maker.

by John Czech January 7, 2007

czech golden shower

The unique sound of the VZ-61 sub machine guns spent casings hitting the floor.

That man was shot and killed by the KGB and with it came the czech golden shower.

by Tanker2764 November 18, 2022

Czech golden shower

When a VZ-61 Skorpion fires a 20-round magazine empties before any of the brass hits the ground.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.

"It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary, but I'm sure it's not my description."
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion

by FirewreackerNik4 November 17, 2022

czech

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your czech

by ewihweui September 11, 2022

Czech golden shower

When you shoot a VZ-61 Scorpion and finish a 20-round mag before the first brass hits the ground.

Brandon Herrera: The VZ-61 makes such a cool noise when you do the Czech golden shower.
Me: Please Brandon, have my children.

by Lets_Go_Brandon November 17, 2022

Spell-Czech Republic

Where ordinary words go to be reborn.

Dictating while driving and doing her nails, her text said that she was happy with her new high bridge Toyota Penis. Could she give him a shocking lisp? If he would pick up a few ripe tornadoes and parrots she could cook his favorite vaginal soup.

He didn't even try to translate. Once again she had crossed the border into the Spell-Czech Republic.

by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020