Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

Czech- Republican Hat Maker

This is when you shave your pubes and place it in a cup, then skeeting in the cup and pouring everything on a girl's hair.

John gave Sally a Czech- Republican Hat Maker.

by John Czech January 7, 2007

Czech check

When a Craigslist doctor sets up an appointment with you in his garage, hotel room, etc and insists on performing multiple digital rectal exams/prostate checks within a single "appointment."

I set up an appointment with Dr. Nick to get my medical marijuana card, but he insisted on Czech checking me before he'd authorize it.

by Daodalus December 5, 2017

Czech Vibe

Sudden moan used as sound effect in a song is called a Czech Vibe.

'Baby, I wanna *uh*(Czech Vibe)!'

by Tiffinitons February 25, 2017

Czech Party

When someone pours beer into a womans vag and then drinks it out with a straw.

“Yo lets do the Czech Party!”

by Stan1 December 18, 2022

Czech Water Balloon

A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.

Bro I gave that chick a Czech water balloon last night and had her squirming.

by GeminaTor January 4, 2023

Czech Hunter

Gay Men who hunt for Gay Men.

OMG! That faggot must be one of the Czech Hunters!!

by 투애니원 PARK BOM August 1, 2023