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Nah I would get a lot of shit from you guys for not doing the self improvement thing.
Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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Improdiblass

That is so improdiblass
by Inolposos January 9, 2010
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improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...
did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...
by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010
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impromptu speech

the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.

you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
person a : "yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep.
person b : "duuuuude good idea good idea ill go too"

..... many months later ....

person a : "holy shit im dead i have impromptu i cried for a whole three days striahgt after having to talk about yoga pants"
person b: "it sure is the debate of the devil"

person a : "man o man never again will i do impromptu -- its like, the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL.

you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"
by dalto o o o n March 6, 2017
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improvisex

the alternative to getting a car to give your mates a lift when they get back from working in New Zealand.
chutney; I'll be home on sun night/monday morn. you got a car to drive me around in?

Bridget; err.. no! we'll improvisex
by chutneyd June 1, 2011
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impromptu

When my chik walked in on me with my mistress, I had to make up an impromptu excuse for why my purple headed yogurt slinger was in her tuna taco.
by Vigilante DB October 25, 2003
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impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.
The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police.
by AYB September 24, 2003
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