Impresstard

To be impressed by something or someone's retarded situation or actions.

Brendon: "My friend drank so much after his girlfriend dumped him that he ended up in the hospital with a bruised liver"

Nicole: "Dude...that's impresstarded"

by n&batab September 25, 2010

Improliving

Living your life in an improvised way. Doing random things that make you feel different from yourself.

Guy #1: Bro, what did you do yesterday?

Guy #2: Man, I was swimming at the lake with my new duck I bought.

Guy #1: Duuudeee you improliving!

by @alejos221 March 1, 2020

Improbable Destructor

The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD

person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"

person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"

person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"

by lukaa June 25, 2021

impregnation rizz

The art of one manipulating a child into ones physical or emotional state to the point of falling in love.

Person 1: Ayoo that boy jace got that impregnation rizz
Person 2: Yeah bruh she really fell for it

by big flect April 2, 2023

Gettin' Groovy with Improovy

When applying Improovy principles to get to that state of being where so many pain points in your life are removed, that you just feel happy.

Finally gettin' groovy with Improovy and life is good.

by Love and Innovation September 6, 2020

The SWASH Improv Group

An improv group from East Carolina University located in Greenville, NC. Comprised of anywhere between 12-15 members, the group focuses mostly on short-form improvisation for both rehearsals and shows. All shows are free, usually running 2 hours in length, with a 10-minute intermission.

"I saw The SWASH Improv Group perform the other night, and they made me laugh so hard that I gave them all the money I had in my bank account."
---An actual testimonial

by billyshakesguy July 26, 2006

Home Improvement

One of the best, most enjoyable TV shows in history.

Home Improvement rocks.

by Meijer's! December 5, 2005