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by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009

Gay Initiation

It's when someone gives another person the ultimate gay shit test. It's to see if the person claiming to be gay, is in fact a true gay, or just pretending to be gay because he wants to fit in with the popular crowd. The one claiming to be gay lies down on his back on the floor, & the other person of any gender or sexual preference pulls down their pants & squats down over the gay-claiming guy's face, & takes a massive scat right on his face. You know he passed the gay initiation when you see him embrace your shit with complete acceptance & joy. Gays are so use to touching other guys shit when wiping it off of their penis after they penetrated the guys anus. A fake gay will either cry, or beg you to stop.

Guy 1: "Hey Joe, who's that new guy showing up in our bath house? Do you think he's one of us, or just a poser?"
Guy 2: "Not sure. Let's give him the gay initiation to be sure."

by blasphemyislove July 12, 2020

initiation week

Noun (IN-ISH-E-A-SHUN)

A time when initiates are hazed or humiliated

Delia: during initiation week we threw Ali out side butt naked! No bra no panties no pants and no shirt. We tied her too and she had to ask a stranger for help!

Hell week embarrassment stripped stripper

by Delia Dreamer February 28, 2014

Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole

"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."

by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018

radio-simitation

when radioactive gunk gets all up in ur duck farm model that took u all of the 3rd grade to make.

fu**,radio-simitation has struck again

by rodward April 14, 2008

statute of limitations

The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.

Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*

by TorturedSoul July 31, 2016

Self invitation

"Self Invitation" is a word commonly used in the act of going to a friend's or relative's house without they're invitation.

Wife: "Why is he over here again I told you not to invite him over"

Husband: "I didn't, he used 'self invitation'

by Ewern the notme August 28, 2010