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Importanter

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To be more important than the important thing.
Hey I know you're gonna go hang out with your significant other but I'm more importanter. You should go out with me instead
by Theimportanterone June 17, 2018
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Imported cars

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Cars which, more often than not, handle well, get decent gas milage, are not hideous, and generally do not suck, in stark contrast to American-made cars.
Man, I wish I had an imported car, instead of this piece of shit Ford Taurus.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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when you invite someone to a social gathering and they make it seem like they will see what they can do about making it to make themselves seem more popular, even though you both know he/she has nothing else
Bill: hey man, comin to my party this saturday

Frank: well I dunno, i'll see if I can move my dinner with the pope but im not making any promises

Bill: A simple yes or no would of done you big self imporcunt, I don't care if your coming or not i'll still have fun... your a dildo.
by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008
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impotent

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someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.
stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.
by fivenightrental March 4, 2009
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Noun - Refers to a task or objective, the importance of which is appreciated only by the one doing it (such as the sort of activities kittens engage in with great enthusiasm).

(Note: The word "kitten" can be substituted with any other noun to cater to a specific situation involving non-kitten entities, for example, "Important Government Business," "Important Stoner Business," or "Important Jesus Business". Additionally, use of the word "kitten" can be retained for ironic effect even when the object of comment is not a kitten.)
Specific:

Q: "What is Snickers doing with that shoelace?"
A: "Important Kitten Business!"

Q: "Amigo has been scratching around in the litter box for like, ten minutes now."
A: "He must be doing Important Kitten Business!"

General:
Q: "What's that police roadblock all about?"
A: "Important police business!"

Q: "What is Rush Limbaugh yelling about?"
A: "Important kitten business!"
by Amiiigo!!! August 20, 2013
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Where a man is so shit in bed, he's dissappointed even the women he hasn't been with
Kev was such a sub standard lover he was almost omni-impotent: women who didn't know him wanted to not be with him
by sweetc October 23, 2009
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imported cars

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weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.
by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003
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