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A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?

‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists. We see the IOF and settlers exhibiting this behaviour today, trying to imitate the myth.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; the promised land and this concept of an 'israel' is myth. No self respecting atheist would support israel, when you don't believe in god, you can't believe in an israel.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.
Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Israeled

When you visit your friend's place, become overly fond of it, and consider taking it over while evicting them. However, things take a heated turn as they resist, turning the situation into a struggle, albeit with an implication that they might be in the wrong for opposing your intentions.
My place has been Israeled by my poor friend.
by Foxxyfoxx January 26, 2024
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Israeled

When you live somewhere, and it suddenly knocks on your door and it's some idiot who thinks they can just take everything you own and murder you after without any consequences. And they apparently actually can.
"They took my home and killed me"
"Ahh yes, You've been Israeled"
by Dr. Palestine January 25, 2024
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Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.
"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"
by Sdag327 December 28, 2023
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Reverse-Israel

noun/verb

When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,

so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."

verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024
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