ipswich

Ipswich is a large town in the middle of Suffolk, though to go there you'd think you were in an oil rig in the North Sea. Bad, butberry wearing, denim jacket blond highlighted gold jewlerry wearing women everywhere, a distinct lack of intelligent life and an atmosphere that could kill a dead fish.

'Yeah, we is going down Ipswich shopping centre'
'Yeah mate, innit'

by IPSWICHSCUM January 22, 2005

Ipswich

adjective: of, or pertaining to, a prostitute or the appearance of a prostitute

etymology: the Ipswich prostitute murders made the town synonymous with vice (despite the total number of street women being extremely small)

'Did you see that smackhead girl on the bus with the massive earrings and overgelled croydon facelift?'
'Yeah, she was totally Ipswich'.

by AlfonsoJonesIII August 28, 2008

ipso facto

This word is typically used to emphasize a contradition, and its use as "by that very fact" should be distinguished from therefore, which also means "by the preceding fact". In the example below, ipso facto is used because the success in some way hinges on apparent failure. This could occur if, for example, if my goal was to lower myself in the other's opinion. Ipso facto, then, is almost always used to emphasize problems of perspective, as in the example.

He says I have failed, but, ipso facto, I've succeeded.

by leon September 8, 2008

ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007

ipswich

a small town on the outskurts of brisbane, it is populated by UTFM members, TSB members and also UFN members, it is well known for its lack of jobs, riverlink shopping center and the ridiculous amount of grafiti that can mostly be found in possibly the worst school in this small town "st edmunds college." it widely supports gang rapes and paint sniffa/ing. the best thing that ever came out of ipswich was probably jacaranda ice coffee

"oi dude are u goin to ipswich this weekend"
"yeah i heard theres gonna be paint sniffas and chicks 2 be gang raped"
"yeah it's gnna be sweet"
"yeah but we just gotta watch out for them gangstas in TSB"

by the funky white boi December 2, 2007

Ipsita

She's a good kid who likes to eat gupchup, momos and soup. Get's scolded in tutions for chewing gum in class. Ipsita misses Aahana a lot. Ipsita probably has a crush on someone. She loves to study odia. And has a nice friends circle. Don't make jokes on periods and bikini's there is a big chance that she will get angry. She's pretty fun in general.

Kunjal- i love Ipsita so much
Ipsita- same my sister

by Oversiized January 9, 2021

Ipswitch Clamroll

To blindfold a girl, bang her doggystyle, then go out for sushi while you let your friends come in one by one and have their way with her. You take off her blindfold and eat sushi in celebration.

G: Dude, you still going out with thunder thighs?
Kyle: Nah, I gave that bitch the Ipswitch Clamroll and dumped her.

by Lord Neep July 31, 2008