intexticated

Driving while focusing on a text message.

Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.

by The Biz June 20, 2012

intexticated

The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.

Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.

by Eric66 December 29, 2007

intoxificated

n: in-tox-i-fi-cat-ted
to be high off drugs and drunk at the same time.

usually you are wasted and stoned of marijuana at the same time.

great to be on when u have sex!!

jon: i was so intoxificated last night.
jake: what were u on?
jon: i was drunk and trippin on acid fool.

by lovebabefor April 11, 2009

Introxicated

to be introduced while enibriated

"I was introxicated to my friends girlfriend and she thought I was an ass, but it's only because I was drunk"

by AgentOrangeXIII May 24, 2006

INTOXICATI

What happens when a Jew, an asshole who plays CS too much, and the most damned soul ever make an online band.

The origins for Atomic Rock came from the first band ever to do it, INTOXICATI.

by Billyker August 15, 2004

Mutual Intoxication

When two are infatuated or in love so much they can do anything else or get anything done. When two are sick, glassy eyed, and nothing or nobody in there surroundings matters.

My friend and his girlfriend have mutual intoxication. Sorry man I can't go fishing with you because I have to lay around and stare at my woman all day long.

by swamped December 3, 2011

intoxifaded

To be so intoxicated to the point that you're faded, aka= intoxifaded

Melissa: "Ariel are you drunk?"
Ariel: "Oh my god girlfriend i'm not drunk i'm INTOXIFADED"
Melissa: "Oh my god, we totally have to put that under urbandictionary.com"
Ariel: "Ok, as long as you copywrite it under my name"

by MElly and Ariel July 22, 2006