Driving while focusing on a text message.
Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.
by The Biz June 20, 2012
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to be high off drugs and drunk at the same time.
usually you are wasted and stoned of marijuana at the same time.
great to be on when u have sex!!
to be high off drugs and drunk at the same time.
usually you are wasted and stoned of marijuana at the same time.
great to be on when u have sex!!
jon: i was so intoxificated last night.
jake: what were u on?
jon: i was drunk and trippin on acid fool.
jake: what were u on?
jon: i was drunk and trippin on acid fool.
by lovebabefor April 11, 2009
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"I was introxicated to my friends girlfriend and she thought I was an ass, but it's only because I was drunk"
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by Billyker August 15, 2004
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My friend and his girlfriend have mutual intoxication. Sorry man I can't go fishing with you because I have to lay around and stare at my woman all day long.
by swamped December 3, 2011
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Ariel: "Oh my god girlfriend i'm not drunk i'm INTOXIFADED"
Melissa: "Oh my god, we totally have to put that under urbandictionary.com"
Ariel: "Ok, as long as you copywrite it under my name"
Ariel: "Oh my god girlfriend i'm not drunk i'm INTOXIFADED"
Melissa: "Oh my god, we totally have to put that under urbandictionary.com"
Ariel: "Ok, as long as you copywrite it under my name"
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