wood

an Abbreviation for the cigar 'backwood' used to smoke weed with

Yo dog i got sum weed lets get a wood

by chinaboi November 04, 2006

The Woods!

A saying cried by helpless people who have just completed a traumatic hiking experience involving masturbating retards and tent-loving gang-bangers.

"I'm sorry Zoe, it was the woods! The Woods!"

"Hey Joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?"
"No...no more gang-banging, please!"
"Dude, what's wrong with him?"
"??"
"The....The WOODS!"

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

Woods

(v) To uppercut a person or object in such a manner as professional golfer, Tiger Woods. Usually followed a second, smaller, fist pump.
Compare to Zidane

"Dude, did you see that fight last night?"
"Yeah, I thought Gage was doing good until Nicks gave him a nice Woods right in the jaw"
"Did he fist pump afterwards?"
"You best believe it!"

by CFM DaBeast April 15, 2009

Wood

cock

Get off my wood!

by gobo June 02, 2003

wooding

To do a male or female up the anul

im bored of normal sex, i might do wooding to jane tonight

by chris smith March 10, 2003

the wood

Referred to when a punishing hit is delievered in an athletic event. Known as "bringing the wood" or "laying the wood." Hits oftentimes leave opponents crippled for life which is incouragable as it brings prestige to those who "bring the wood"

Coach: Ok Tommy, You're big and black you should be able to bring the wood here and put their white QB out of the game.

In Game: Tommy gets his black ass owned by the white guy as he lays the wood on him.

Tommy now lives in a wheelchair and shits himself regularly

by Cobra March 24, 2005

the wood

slang term for inglewood, california; also known as the city of champions. home of the great western forum which housed the world champion los angeles lakers.

most of my homies is reppin' word213/word, we like to cruise to the wood every once in a while.

by bud newman. February 28, 2003