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IB

The International Baccalaureate is not as hard as everyone thinks it is.
Guy 1: AHH OMG I HATE THIS, I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO, THE IB IS ONLY FOR REALLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!!

Guy 2: No, it really only involves a lot of memorisation of past year papers and following the rubric. Anyone who can't get above 40 points is a gimp.
by Webby123 September 8, 2009
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IB

Stands for International Baccalaureate, a diploma which is relatively easy, and an excuse for rich or posh kids to complain when they have nothing else to complain about.
Rich kid: Oh my god, the IB has destroyed my social life, feel sorry for me!
Somebody else: fuck you, get a life, you dont need it anyway because you're so rich daddy will buy you everything you ever need
by jimmy clay face May 14, 2009
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IB

Asking a question that has already been answered within the past 30 or less seconds.
Please pay attention today in class because if you do an IB, you will get detention.
by Johnny Strapp October 3, 2003
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IB

A so-called "elite" group of high school students who believe that once they hold the title of IB student their junior year, they are automatically on top of the school food chain, therefore, belittling the "regular" students just because they have a little more homework at night. Also, complaining about their 4 hour exams is a hot topic among all conversations, even though they knew from the start what they were getting themselves into.
"Today Becky told me my education is shit because I am not an IB student."
"Tell Becky she has been brainwashed by that gosh darn title, anyone can do IB. What makes you smart is NOT joining the cult!"
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ib

these transitions are ib this editor.
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Commonly thought to be a magnet program, International Baccalaureate is in reality a cleverly disguised plot to steal the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students. Pros include mad bs'ing skills
See also: Academic Suicide
I am, therefore I B
I B, therefore I stress
I stress, therefore IBS
by Daae Diva March 30, 2005
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ibs

irritable bowel syndrome (ibs) is highly embarrassing for those affected.
the slightest change of diet or sign of stress can cause immense shame, anxiety.
If you know someone who suffers from ibs reach out, show them you value their personality, tell them you will never judge them on their shit.
"honey, hows your ibs doing these days? you know i don't give a shit about your shit. lets have a funky shower and lie down now. what do you say?"
by Krkič October 31, 2020
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