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Lily (surname I won't say)

How do I get into heaven?
Ask lily (surname I won't say).
by Enlightened one2.0 December 27, 2021
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If I say *Rawr* does that make me a tiger?

But he said *rawr* so clearly he's a tiger.
Hym "No. YOU need therapy so you want everyone to need therapy so you don't have to feel like a piece of shit. Now, if I was a woman and I was alleging harassment OF ANY KIND... You wouldn't even need evidence. Most over, if I was alleging THIS EXACT THING... You would lose your fucking mind. So no. You're a biggot, Francesca Tortellini. And I don't need a big fat cock to kick your ass though do I? Noooo. No I don't. I'll come down there and change you mind on trans women in combat sports. Manually. So, I know you're wondering: What does this have to do with tigers? Nothing. That's not the point of the question. I know shit-libs like you default to hyper-literalism when people illustrate why the thoughts you think with your retarded little shit brainz aren't actually sound or coherent. So, if I say *rawr* does that make me a tiger? No. There is a disconnect between the things I say and what is the case. So here's what you need to do... Get your ass kicked. You need to bring you ass down here to the frozen tundra and get that ass beat by an incel who hasn't down a pushup in 5 years. That's what you need."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
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Nothing I do or say

And my instructions were: Do it in such a way that nothing I could ever say could lead anything to interfere with the plan.
Hym "So nothing I do or say is going to lead you to get what you want. I know you are just sitting there waiting for something you can use against me. In the absence of your ability to use my own words against me, lie, and pretend is where I thrive. So, I made it the case. Now none of of that is going to affect what I do or what happens next."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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I didn't say that

That is not what I said. I didn't say anything about demons. This is what happens when schizophrenics try to describe their symptoms. Idiots like you misrepresent what they are saying and it's likely that their capacity for articulation isn't as great as mine and then they aren't able to convey to the mental health professionals and they are misdiagnosed as a result.

Hym "So, here is what I am guess happened... 'SOMEONE' STOLE one of my previous pseudonyms... And then they adopted the things I wrote as their own personal philosophy because they were (at some point) mistaken for me, lied to assuage the anger of the people who approached them, and were immediately rewarded for doing so, either with money or sex or status or all three. But they didn't understand what they were reading so the swapped the morality of the post. They conflated the vapid parts with the substantive parts. And then they conflated 'the way in which things could be considered the case' with what is actually the case.
Now, they are in the midst of a desperate scrabble to try and keep their new stolen identity and WHAT THAT MEANS if the anti-theft protocol has been activated is that we are all going to die because you chose to listen to a retard instead of me. The only problem is, they have no actually capacity to steal my identity. So now... They are trying to convince my to let them share... And I am not ever going to do that. And you are all going to continue to die until you make this person stop doing that and NOT ONE SECOND BEFOREHAND. They lied about me. I'm not disabled or brain damaged or anything. They are doing what I said about Joe Rogan where they are trying to create a situation where they can have their cake and eat it too. But they are dumb. They aren't even a little intelligent. Not even a teenie, tiny bit. And people keep repeating the things they say about me but my response is always 'I didn't say that' or 'that's not what that means' and they don't understand the difference. Because they are dumb."
by Hym Iam December 14, 2025
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What did I say?

And what I said about deadlines is that establishing a deadline makes you think you get to wait until the deadline to do the thing I said rather than just doing it faster.
Hym Iam "Ok. And what did I say? I said NOT that. So no. You shouldn't have stole and fucked it up initially. You would still have a holy land but you don't listen, do you? You don't listen to the words people say. You could have prevented that entirely by 1. Not beings stupid and 2. Listening to the words I said."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2026
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