Howl Pendragon

Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.
"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautiful" - Emo Howl Pendragon
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howling avdentures

Da screaming-intense experiences dat you encounter during an appointment to have your pearly-whites worked on.
With modern-day anesthesia and nitrous oxide, getting you wisdom teeth pulled is not usually such howling avdentures as it used to be.
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power howl

An audible yell or holler, equivilant to a gang sign or symbols, an audible gang sign

A way to determine if any of your people are around and how many
Jim walked into the shop and looked around and didn’t see any of his people , he threw down a rowdy power howl. Red and the rest of the guys responded with power howls
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Doing-a-howling

An Act in which you fall sideways into water.
When someone runs along a riverbank while playing tracker, and slips helplessly sideways into water, which case Doing-a-howling.
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howl

Intense laughter where it sometimes borderlines evil laughter when a black comedy laced retort ensues. Noted when my blog zings factions of the industry as they don't know whether to laugh or be pissed.
Jenna's tweet about Playboy with their choice being a Science Project.

The rest of peanut gallery on twitter were trying to gangup

me, "As a straight man, uh Playboy have you seen either Sleepaway Camp or The Crying Game"
Another, "That's so stupid most of all *NOT FUNNY*"
There were a bunch of howls ensuing when they realize the hindsight as a collective "oh shit" was invoked when I started tagging the science project from TLC after they ganged up on Dillard over his tweet as I became more scientific with the debunking. And they thought they were pissed at Jenna's retort they should had seen my bukkake party crack on blogspot.
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Howl

To flatuate in a public place with blatant disregard for those within your vicinity .To force one out with full intention of letting everyone know you did it and are damn proud of yourself.
John Vassos is not my friend anymore because i let one howl in front of his mother.
by maxoftoronto July 16, 2011
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howl fanboy

howl fanboy is sujgdgfsqh
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