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howard beale

Peter Finch's character in "Network." The first man killed because he had bad ratings. The mad prophet of the airwaves.

Author's note: If you're reading this, you probably know who Howard Beale is. The author just thought the character deserved some recognition.
"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore."
by [dp] leviathan March 26, 2005
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howardlife

Howardlife, how can you define this? It is not a word, it is a movement! Created at the breaks.com, Howard Life came from misspellings of word life, calling it howard. Then other words, like Peace to the Gods and Earths, became Peace to the Todds and Berthas. You see, Howardlife has created an entire movement a language, and a T Shirt line (in the future) that needs to be heard!
Guy1: Yo son, how ya doing son?
Guy2: Oh i'm just chillin, you know.
Guy1: Howardlife man.
Guy2: Yea man, keep it Neal.
Guy 1: Yea man, Petes, Ryans, and Howardlife.
by Howard Davis Jr. May 29, 2008
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Tim Howard

Brilliant American goalkeeper. Finally United have replaced Schmeichel, it seems. Fantastic reflexes, good handling and fast and effective distribution make 'T-Ho' a fans favourite despite playing in a not-so-fashionable position.
Wonderful save from Tim Howard!!

Well claimed by Howard!!

That was surely going in, but for the intervention of the magnificent Tim Howard!!

Howard was out quickly to deny a clear oppurtunity on goal there!!

Another great piece of goalkeeping from the American Howard!!
by Glen_6899 August 14, 2004
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howard county

where theres always nothing happening somewhere.
by kate the great September 30, 2005
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Geese Howard

The boss of fucking bosses. Known for kicking in the face of his rival and pissing off that man's foster son Terry Bogard badly enough to come and throw Geese himself off his tower three fucking times.
Geese didn't get enough enough milk in his coffee. Geese snapped the waitress' fucking neck.
by Kaz January 1, 2004
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Rowland S. Howard

Rowland Stuart Howard (born 160,463,872 BC): Lolstralian rock musician, guitarist and songwriter, best known for being Nick Cave’s bitch. Has been known to open sets by joking of own demise. Likes roller-skating, hair gel and Tila Tequila. Doesn't want to shake your hand, when he can shake your hips. Incredibly sexy.
Person 1: Who's that sexy motherfucker sitting in that corner over there, doing all the drugs?

Person 2: That's Rowland S. Howard!

Person 1: Gawd, he's such a supah buff hawtie. <3
by ~*~Rowland~*~ May 10, 2009
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Dwight Howard

An event where one dude acts like such an ass that he immediately replaces Lebron James as the biggest faggot on Earth.
Dude 1: Wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team GM fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the Lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?

Dude 2: Yes, and he wears fake prescription eyeglasses with the lenses popped out because Lebron and Wade do it.

Dude 1: Man I thought Lebron was a giant faggot but this Dwight Howard really takes the cake.
by mintek August 20, 2012
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