Located in the suburban wasteland around Orlando, FL, it is a hideous hybrid institution, an unholy mix of a crappy American high school and a medium-security penitentiary, though the latter would presumably have better food, cleaner bathrooms and nicer people.
A former inmate, er... I mean student has nicknamed it Lake Hellhole, which, at least when he was doing time there, no one else had before, which is amazing given the appropriateness of the designation.
A former inmate, er... I mean student has nicknamed it Lake Hellhole, which, at least when he was doing time there, no one else had before, which is amazing given the appropriateness of the designation.
Lake Howell High School (Lake Hellhole) is an example of what happens when incompetence gets together with an attitude of not giving a shit.
by Dr. Jakareh January 7, 2009
Get the Lake Howell High School mug.A hellhole of a "high school," this institution, more of a prison, is operated by the warden "Dr.Storch" this satanic bitch prides herself on putting money into a shitty football team, that's never going to get better. She thrives on the oppression of the rights of the prisoners I mean "students" and she hates the awesome band, the Silver Regiment. besides that, this school is known for its blind spots from cameras, that prisoners are known to have sex in, evidenced by used condoms laying around. the school is from the seventys, and has 2'X1' holes in the wall, covered by plates of some metal, probably used to fix the a/c problems, but, of course, it failed. also, there are some like mutated cockroaches there, they are like HUGE!. Storch takes away things like test exemptions, off campus lunch. Also, her and her staff often break the 4th amendment rights of the students, and they search cars and people for drugs and the like. Lake Howell is a PRISON, and is worse then HADES.
Lake Howell High School is the pinnacle of hell and is where an evil sadistic bitch named after a bird goes around biting the heads off of innocent prisoners/students.
by StorchIsASadisticBitch. December 7, 2009
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Get the gordie howe hat trick mug.The act of living in a urban area of Howell,MI and thinking your from the deep south. Howell Hicks like to wear their boots, wear flannel shirts and are most know for their Confederate flag on their belt buckles,hats and trucks. Most of the "Hicks" are extremely racist even though they probably haven't seen a black man in person their whole lives. These "Hicks" chew tobacco while in the presence of other hicks but when they are alone they wont touch the stuff. If you ever run into a uneducated,racist individual they might be a Howell Hick.
( IN SCHOOL )
Andrew- Man I love my new truck
Nick- cool, got a dip?
Andrew- of course im a rebel
Nick- yeah we are boots and all
Andrew-I hate black people
Nick- Yea me too
( OUT OF SCHOOL )
Andrew- that chew is nasty
Nick- yea it is but we fit in if we do it
Andrew- My uncles black
Nick- I dont really hate black people either
Andrew- Yea i see a few in Meijer because i live behind it in the apartments.
Nick- Lets get our boots on schools about to start
Andrew- Were Howell Hicks
Andrew- Man I love my new truck
Nick- cool, got a dip?
Andrew- of course im a rebel
Nick- yeah we are boots and all
Andrew-I hate black people
Nick- Yea me too
( OUT OF SCHOOL )
Andrew- that chew is nasty
Nick- yea it is but we fit in if we do it
Andrew- My uncles black
Nick- I dont really hate black people either
Andrew- Yea i see a few in Meijer because i live behind it in the apartments.
Nick- Lets get our boots on schools about to start
Andrew- Were Howell Hicks
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