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Photographer

An Artist that takes pictures for a living. Photographers are able to get amazing shots through Candid, Pin-ups, Portraits, ect.

People do call themselves photographers even though they take blurry, meaningless, photographs. These people ruin a great form of art. These people normally can not take critiques for their life, even when they ask for it.
Person 1: Look at this photo I just took! I'm such a good Photographer!

Person 2: This is horrible! This has no meaning let alone any definition! You are no photographer.

Other example

Person 1: I'd love some feed back on my photography.

Person 2: First off, this picture is way to burry. I can't tell what's even in this picture. Also the light is extremely yellow, so I'm guessing this was taken inside at night.

Person 1: I'M A GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER!! MY MOM TELLS ME I'M THE BEST!!

Person 3: Lolz you asked for critique
by yourmum234 March 1, 2011
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Kirti Photography

A photography studio based in Atlanta, Ga.
"Who are you going to get your wedding photography done by?"

"Kirti Photography, she's the best in Atlanta!!"
by RiskyPlissken October 21, 2008
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hotographer

"I ain't ever gonna get no supermodel to date me."

"True, but you could become a hotographer and make love to them with your camera, and maybe you'd bag the odd one after the shoot!"
by Poison IV December 24, 2008
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photograph

A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
I like photographs of things.
by Phrodu August 31, 2004
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gonzo photography

Gonzo photography refers to images and photographic attitude where the photographer takes an overt part in the scene by introducing his body, either by touching the subject or by being the subject himself rather than being a passive observer.
Gonzo photography has virtually no editing, frequently employing a rough style and a basic technique with low profile photo hardware.
I can see the photographer inside the scene, it is pure gonzo photography!
by cyberico April 7, 2006
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Holographic meatloaf

refers to ordinary, boring, or unorigional food or food of poor quality.

Origionates from the episode of Spongebob Squarepants: The Algae's Always Greener
Mom: Kids time for dinner!

Kids: What is it?

Mom: Hamburger helper.

Kids: WTF Mom, holographic meatloaf again?
by derpderp122333 May 11, 2010
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Hatography

A game which involves someone trying to take as many photos as possible of different people wearing the same hat. The aim of the game is to get as many points as possible and you can play it over any time length. Although not required, the hat is usually recognisable or has comedy value.

Rules:
1. You must not use the identical copy of the hat, in the collection you must use the exact same hat.
2. You must not photoshop a photo of the hat onto anyone's face, this is cheating.
3. 1 point for a normal person.
4. 5 points for a fit person, must be acknowledged as fit by at least 3 people.
5. 10 points for a celebrity.
IT'S HATOGRAPHY
by beatsmut November 22, 2011
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