hot pocket

a unit of measure roughly equal to 2 minutes. derived from the time it takes to cook a Hot Pocket in a microwave.
It took him three hot pockets to finish reading his email
by Bill Farley January 26, 2005
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Hot Pocket

a word (phrase) used to describe the lower pupic region on the female body
many celebrities today are showing off their hot pockets to the media!
by Patrick Norton March 30, 2008
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Hot Pocketing

Like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the shit out of it: Hot Pocketing!
Joe: Brrrr, it's freezing out here!
Mike: I know, lets go Hot Pocketing up in this bitch.
by Charles McChuckles October 2, 2009
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Hot-Pocket

The sneaky "Dutch oven." An inadvertent fart displaced during sleep causing one to wake up and scream, HOT POCKET!
My night's slumber was sound 'til I woke to an olfactory overload from Alison's "hot-pocket. "

or

Did I hot-pocket you last night?
by Squidvictory January 21, 2010
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Hot pocket

A white guy who wears a red hat, and is an asshole
by Dstealthx February 18, 2014
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hot pocket

a derogatory term used in the punk, industrial, and goth communities to describe the people who look totally normal for the majority of their lives, but then one day decide to purchase a complete wardrobe at hot topic and infiltrate a scene. oftentimes these people have no sense of the history of their subculture and assume that everything they don't know about must be mainstream. they are often very nice people who are simply brainwashed by the consumerist culture into thinking that clothes are all there is to the counterculture.
hot pockets are easily identified by their overpriced tripp pants, numetal t-shirts or shirts with sophmoric 'witty' sayings, torn chucks, store-bought studded arm socks, scrawled-on eyeliner, and badly-dyed black hair, often greasy and/or streaked with dark red or auburn.

see also mallcore
look at all the hot pockets lined up for the bleeding through show!

it's too bad that that hot pocket has no idea that the subculture he claims to belong to is founded on principles of DIY, not blind consumerism.
by kitschbunni October 3, 2007
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Hot pocket

When you stuff your balls into someone's rectum or vagina.
"I totally hot pocketed Sarah last night, it was awesome!"
by Msmith December 11, 2006
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