hork

to smoke, usu. in reference to marijuana

Hey Joe, want to come and hork this pipe with me?

by mark September 2, 2003

Hork

A dork crossed with a hoe

"damn allie is such a hork"

by Sarah and Allie December 28, 2005

Horking

The forced expelling of mucus in the trachea, typically experienced by those who partake in smoking/vaping, and/or raise their voice while gaming.

Christian is currently horking in the bathroom sink.

by bc_2000 April 18, 2021

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.

"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"

by BarryCat June 3, 2024

Hork

An desperate obnoxious fat girl at the bar looking to hook up around bar close. From the late Old English hōre, of Germanic origin and pork the culinary name for meat from a domestic pig.

That hork is ready to go home with the first dude who buys her a drink.

by King Mayhem June 3, 2018

hork

to occupy one's seat when he/she steps out.

"Hey, that's my seat! I called 'No Hork!'"

by Sarah January 26, 2005

Horked

When you get destroyed, shit on, destroyed or otherwise obliterated in anything from life in general to video games

Have you played the new call of duty?
Yeah bro, I got horked hard and had to give up because I am so shit

by CookieHusky November 26, 2020