horizontal escalator

A weird movement during sex made by the male which resembles a moving walkway and requires very minimal thrust.

That guy last night was doing the horizontal escalator. Long story short, "I didn't give him my phone number!"

horizontal escalator by aerdnaharas January 8, 2009

Horizontal Waterfall

When you lie on your side on the edge of your bed and ejaculate off the bed onto the floor.

Me: Dude, Kya gave me the most spectacular handjob last night.
Zac: Finally.
Me: Yeah, I even pulled off a Horizontal Waterfall!
Zac: That's awesome dude!

Horizontal Waterfall by R0b0Squid November 29, 2015

Horizontal Clam Handshake 

Another term used for scissoring, the act where women intertwine their legs and rub their vaginas against eachothers vaginas.

Hey dude, I walked in on Susan and Betty making the horizontal clam handshake last night!

Horizontal Clam Handshake by Chris Brown (Sinny/Aerach) December 24, 2007

Horizontal Raindance 

The act of having sex with a Native American man.

Hey, I hear Jackie is seeing this Navajo guy...do you think they've done the Horizontal Raindance yet.

Horizontal Raindance by The Mighty V February 26, 2009

horizontal mood 

1. When you are in the mood to just lie down and relax or go to sleep.
2. When you are in the mood to make love or just have raw passionate sex on the bed.

Lacey(wearing her bathrobe after taking a shower): You know Steve, I am so in the horizontal mood right now.
Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.
Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*
Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.

horizontal mood by Mark H November 19, 2004

horizontal hustle 

Term for gettin' it on, having sex.

I bet Jack and Sue did a little horizontal hustle last night>

horizontal hustle by Lurchzilla January 18, 2011

horizontal surface disease 

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.

OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

horizontal surface disease by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005