hookerflap

a "hooker" or "prostitiute" with a wide open/over used vagina. Resulting in a flap.

man you can tell the chick's a hookerflap!

by jonsaysrawr February 1, 2010

Hooker Muffin Pie

Someone who sells their body on the pimp market, but is very adorable. So much that one would wonder why they are hooking?

The innocent little Hooker Muffin Pie was smiling gracefully on the street corner.

by kjraaaaa September 17, 2010

Hookers gonna hook

a phrase meaning to accept what is going on a kind of sentiment for i just dont give a shit anymore...

hookers gonna hook

by kaboom35 June 8, 2011

hookie duke

An off the cuff maneuver while cycling and leading a few hundred behind you that may result in a bicycle dog pile or a drop from the pack. This can be a sharp left or right turn, an unexpected U-turn, or taking that path less traveled by anyone much less on skinny tires.

A change in route, seemingly unnecessary, but designed to enhance the joy of riding, or an emergency tactic to avoid hazards.

"So, here's this month's route. It's a little on the short side, so be ready for some possible hookie dukes...."

by TheDogAteHim July 12, 2013

Bionic Hooker

Often applied to a hooker that has restored function or enhanced abilities due to the integration of some artificial component or technology. It is not the same as a stuffed hooker, a prostitute that was so popular after her death that the pimp decided to stuff her, so that she would not rot.

Man1: Maria the harlot does the best handjobs ever! Man2: That is because her arm is artificial. She is a binoic hooker, you know? Man1: That explaines the inhuman cardio on that bitch. I have problems getting it hard and she rammed it for hours. There was two other guys getting services at the same time actually.

Woman: I wish Adam Jensen was real, and also a bionic hooker. He is so sexy!

by Nematodirus helvetianus June 23, 2015

attention hooker

Someone who basically does everything for attention.

Did you see Nils making such a big scene for losing his pen yesterday? What a "attention hooker"!

by OrkaMeNamnen October 20, 2020

Crotch of Hookers

A group consisting of three or more hookers, usually on the street.

"There must be at least eight hookers in that crotch over there!"

"We just passed a crotch of hookers on Via Salaria."

by ItalySpotter September 1, 2011