homophoipce

(n.) Supposedly a corruption of "Homophobe", but God only knows what Elroy was talking about.

I am not a homophoipce or what ever it was. If i was a homo why would i go out with the hottest nices Funny smarts girl in the hole world?

by Stan Tuna July 25, 2003

Homophobophobe

Someone who has a phobia of being or being labeled a homophobe.

"I think Jeff is a homophobophobe, every time he says anything relating to a gay person he says "Not that there's anything wrong with being gay".

by DevSteve October 20, 2011

homophobia

An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.

"Hey, where are we going now?"

"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"

"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"

"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"

"Look a taxi.."

by footfarmer October 5, 2005

Internalized homophobia

An outward projection of homophobia as a coping mechanism for internal conflict with one’s own sexual identity.

Mike pence hates gays because he’s probably gay. #internalized homophobia

by Friskykittytitty January 12, 2019

homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

homophobisexual

A person attracted to homophobes.

Explosm.net Comic:
Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: Hello to you, sugar pants.
Guy 1: (Looking nervous) Woah! I'm not gay.
Guy 2: Woah, I'm not either.
Guy 2: I am a homophobisexual.
Guy 2: I'm attracted to homophobes.

by Homophobisexual June 7, 2007

Homophonia

hōməˈfōnēə
noun
an extreme and irrational aversion to words that sound like other words.

Some guy in Utah just got fired from his teaching job for talking about words that sounds like other words. A clear case of homophonia.

by Skunk-Evil September 21, 2014