HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

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hm shmeh

A certain feeling of sheepishness experienced in social situations.

I wanted to talk to that girl, but whenever she comes around I'm all hm shmeh.

by iaintgotnofingers September 30, 2010

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HM

an abbreviation for how much/ many

"Hey, I was wondering HM that is."
"HM people at the party?"

by Mp02 December 6, 2016

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Hm

When someone says something dumb
Pronounced as “hum” without opening your mouth

Friend: Dude you know that girl likes you
You: Hm

by Abomination001 June 30, 2019

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Hms

A school in greensburg that seems pretty cool, but turns out to be a totally prison.Like honestly the girls wear shorts and they get Detention even if there not booty shorts... honestly it’s hard buying long crapy shorts .. oh ya one more thing about the shorts if there not booty shorts but there short I don’t think guys are gonna be drooling over legs I mean everybody has legs..anyways there’s like nothing about boys in the hand book only girls,it honestly doesn’t make sense so why not call it the girl hand book anyways back on to the school it hasn’t been cleaned and redone since my mom went literally , the blue paint on the lockers and the windows are chipping ,and turning back to red and white ... it’s such in bad condition.

Beth:So u go to HMS.?
Me:ya sadly.
Beth:I heard it’s a prison.
Me:ya u can’t wear regular Shorts and it’s crapy.
Beth:Glad I don’t go there.

by Donkeylady707 July 21, 2019

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