Hesperia

A town filled with the ugliest people on earth due to incestual relationships. They are always filled with acne and are most likely uncircumcised. They also cheat at life and love to make fun of homosexuals.

Hesperia is a piece of shit.......tumbleweed.

by Bantu May 4, 2006

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

Bulgarian Helper

When an individual reverse grips their penis and their "helper" grasps the wrist, thereby enabling one to thrust to their hearts content.

Jeff is always down to be my Bulgarian Helper.

by The Bathroom Munchkin November 27, 2011

Tuna Helper

A straight man or woman who likes to hang out with lesbians.

"Tina isn't a lesbian. She just has a lot of lesbian friends. She's a tuna helper."

by Buttercup1976 March 28, 2008

hexpert

Someone who fancies himself an authority on black magic and voodoo.

A hexpert can also mean someone who is really good at using standard-cinfigured bolts and nuts, but perhaps knows little about square-headed fasteners.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

Herperrhea

The delicate combination of herpes and gonorrhea.

The good news is the blood tests came back negative. The better news is you only have a healthy case of herperrhea.

by Margarita Ontherocks November 9, 2010

Hemper

A person with an occupation in the hemp industry, including growing hemp, processing hemp into derivative products such as oils, cbd, other cannabinoid isolates, and fiber, and crafting with and/or selling these hemp derived products.

My friend left his day job to start growing hemp and became a full-time hemper.

by Wisconsin Hempery July 5, 2019