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Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
by Kiz... December 25, 2020
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here you go

an idiomatic expression that showed up in writing in the 1800s, is a casual way of saying “Here it is” when you give someone something that's requested.
The waitress brings your food and she says “here you go.”
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Why is everything on here related to sex?

Idk man. Maybe people here think it's funny.
This is probably something everyone has wondered.
Why is everything on here related to sex?
I have no idea.

Lil' Bill: *searches up "living organisms"
Urban Dictionary: Sex, sex, sex, sex
Lil' Bill: ... ???
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ah shit, here we go again

Something that is mandatory to say when you do something that is usually hard and now you must do it again because of unknown circumstances. Frequently said when encountering Sans in a dark alleyway and accidentally playing 'Hey Ya' by Outkast a second time. Originally from GTA: San Andreas.
You: *Finished listening to Hey Ya*

You: wow what a good song.

Hey Ya: *Plays again*

You: ah shit, here we go again

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Mom: *calls your name*

You: What??

Mom: *says nothing*

You: ah shit, here we go again
by stonedweeb May 8, 2019
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Aw here it goes

A phrase coined by the late 90's show, Kenan & Kel. "Aw, Here It Goes" is also the name of the shows theme song preformed by Coolio. The phrase is used when a person knows something bad is about to happen, or has just started to happen. Similarly, it can be used when someone comes up with a crazy idea.
Nickelodeon: "Let's cancel Kenan & Kel."

Everyone: "Aw here it goes!"
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Listen up here ya fat cunt

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt
by A Grammer Nazi May 27, 2017
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