Matt Hancock

A guy who enforces Covid restrictions in the UK and blatantly disobeys his own rules by french kissing in his office and has a firm grip of his wifes ass. Also he is the UKs health secretary

Oh that guy who had sex in his office.. what was his name Oh Matt Hancock

by rgb is cool June 26, 2021

John Hancock Academy

A place for the following

• whores

• chaw boys

• rednecks

• autistic

John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America

by Leroy Gibbs Sr. December 13, 2018

Hancock

an undeveloped penis, usually found on a jewish child or a full grown jewbacca. This is a result of years of stomach problems and an oversized asshole.

That Steve has such a Hancock he is hung like a Ken doll.

by tin knocker December 16, 2008

Hancock

a person who can make their penis fart

chris - luke do a hancock
luke - i cant do a hancock man only jonny can do that trick
jonny - *squelsh*
luke + chris - ARGHHHHHHHH

by Poulson July 29, 2008

Fort Hancock Middle School

Fort Hancock Middle School commonly known as “la escuela de mekos” the people who live there are currently players. Most of the 7th and 8th graders are hoes so dont fuck with them or else u well get played. Fort Hancock Middle School is also very strict so don’t go to that school. They also have to date people who live nearby since they already played with eachother, so don’t believe them they FAKE!

“I was visiting my grandma and went to Fort Hancock Middle School so im a hoe.”

by yoo mamas a hoe🤣 March 13, 2019

john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013

Matt Hancock

To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.

"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings

by MattHancock-VictorianGhost June 27, 2021