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milli-Helen

From milli-, meaning one thousanth and Helen, the name of a beautiful woman from classic literature.

Unit for measuring beauty. One millihelen is the ammount of beauty that will launch exactly one ship.

Backround information: In the epic poem "The Illiad" by Homer, Helen of Troy is considered the most beautiful woman. Her beauty was the cause the Trojan war, because a man named Paris declaired her the most beautiful, and not one of the godesses. Because her beauty caused many men to go to war (in a society that revolved around the sea and boats), it can be said that her face was so beautiful it launched one thousand ships. So, one milli-Helen would be one thousanth of a Helen, or enough to launch one ship.

Alternate spelling: millihelen
This word was used by the character Zane in Scott Westerfeld's novel "Pretties":
Zane: "What would you give the view?"
Tally: "Give it?"
Zane: "A hundren milli-Helens? Five hundred? Maybe a whole Helen?"
Tally: "I'd give it none. It's Uglyville, after all."
by ofthestars1 June 6, 2009
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Rational Hedonism

A modern, growing Religion based on enjoying the pleasures of this life, now, instead of holding out for a hoped-for heaven after you're dead and it's too late.

Rational Hedonism is a religion revolving around the individual, and the belief that Your world revolves around You.

Rational Hedonism believes in indulging in the things you enjoy, but with responsibility; ie: sex is great, STDs and unwanted pregnancy is not ... following your desires, dreams is cool, going to prison because of it is not.

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Ever since Joe discovered Rational Hedonism, he's stopped worrying about trying to please everyone else and started doing the things he loves to do and is much happier.
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Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.
My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.
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Heléna

A beautiful perfect girl with absolutely nothing wrong with her. Always nice and kind and caring and makes an amazing best friend. I’d rate 11/10 love her so much
I love heléna she’s so lovely how does she manage it
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Helana

A girl who is just down right amazing! There are so many word used to describe Helana; confident, intelligent, bold, beautiful, honest, funny, kind, and so much more! She is always there for her friends no matter what. And is the perfect girlfriend when it comes to guys.
That girl over there is totally awesome!!!! Her name must be Helana.
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Heloony

A skinny girl with crazy mood swings. Usually loud in public and eats like a starving African. A neat freak who cleans EVERYTHING. Very fun to talk to and has a great personality.
I met a Heloony while she was skipping school. For no reason she started crying after eating a Big Mac
by Arexx January 21, 2009
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helop

A salutation/cry in the case that one is being mugged or in some way harassed

This is said to a passerby who is respectable enough that one would like to greet him/her, but due to the urgency of one's situation it is necessary to alert them to the offense taking place
"helop man, i'm being mugged"
by byrdman101 March 10, 2009
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